§ 02 · King James Bible
Hosea 4:12
My people ask counsel at their stocks, and their staff declareth unto them: for the spirit of whoredoms hath caused them to err, and they have gone a whoring from under their God.
Simple English
My people seek advice from their animals, and their walking sticks tell them things. But because they've been influenced by immorality, they've strayed away from their true God.
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